Jokes from Brian Cox

Jokes from Brian Cox’s twitter feed.

 

A bar walks into a man… Sorry, wrong reference frame.

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He replies “No, I’m traveling light!”

“Know any good jokes about Sodium?” … “Na.”

The barman said “Sorry, we don’t serve time travelers.” A time traveler walks into a bar.

If you are not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

“You passed your exam in many parallel universes—but not this one.”

 

http://twitter.com/#!/ProfBrianCox

 

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