Jokes from Brian Cox

Jokes from Brian Cox's twitter feed.

 

A bar walks into a man... Sorry, wrong reference frame.

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He replies "No, I'm traveling light!"

"Know any good jokes about Sodium?" ... "Na."

The barman said "Sorry, we don't serve time travelers." A time traveler walks into a bar.

If you are not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

"You passed your exam in many parallel universes—but not this one."

 

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